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Toothy
Fear
bordering on sheer panic fills the eyes of offensive players facing
this juggernaut from hell. Incredibly powerful and deceptively quick
for an animal that spends most of its life in water, Toothy is the
premier nose guard. Quarterbacks and running backs quickly turn up
field rather than take a chance of being tackled by this prehistoric
throwback. Although not recognized for his pass rushing abilities,
Toothy has been known to chomp on a chimp every now and then.
Some
will argue this maybe the most feared player on the field; but Toothy,
like the African crocodile Smiley, has limitations. Its low-to-
the-ground profile means it is not the best pass rusher on the line.
Also, because Toothy is cold-blooded, he can get overheated in a game;
he will slink off into the watering hole to cool off.
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