The White Nightmare
Opposing
offensive linemen gave The White Nightmare his name. This massively
built defensive lineman has all the tools. Powerful and incredibly
quick for his size, he is equally adept at rushing the passer and
stopping the run. Most impressive is his ability to block passes.
Standing over thirteen feet on his hind legs, he presents quite the
problem for the quarterback trying to throw downfield. Many a
chimpanzee has turned prematurely gray when seeing this ton and a half
of white fury barreling down on him.
Because this massive bear is
used to cool climates, he has a tendency to get overheated when playing
in temperate conditions. An occasional substitution and a quick dip in
a nearby watering hole usually will take care of the problem.
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