If you've ever been to a stadium for a game, you've heard the concession butchers shout, “Get your program here. You can't tell the players without a program.”

Well, here’s your program for this year’s Beast Bowl, so you’ll know all about the players when you read The Beast Bowl. And there’s no charge—unlike at the stadium. Read all about the players, based on the scouting reports, and read about the species, too.

West Team Offense

West Team Defense

East Team Offense

East Team Defense